If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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