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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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