she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize