I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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