She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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