i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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