We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize