i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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