No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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