I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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