i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
of course. lets lasso hookers.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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