i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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