Do you still have your period?
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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