I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
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