Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize