my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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