Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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