I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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