Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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