Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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