do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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