i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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