Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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