I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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