Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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