You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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