idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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