Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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