I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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