The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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