So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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