I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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