She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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