sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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