I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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