When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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