it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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