Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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I touched a dick in church today
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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