You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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