If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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