How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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