Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
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I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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