She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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