Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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