You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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