U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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