i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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