Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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