she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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