So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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